Luck and prayers sent your way!

Thank you, Sara. after yesterday I’m going to try my damnedest to find a legitimate full time job. <3

Applying to be a flight attendant.

ohcorny:

surrender now or prepare to fight duel!
(for cetaceanhandiwork)

ohcorny:

surrender now or prepare to fight duel!

(for cetaceanhandiwork)

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

I’ve got three choices at this point: Flight Attendant, Receptionist or Line Cook. 

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

robb-stark:

get to know me meme - 2/5 favourite games ➔ Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Some call our realm a world of shadows, but that makes it sound so unpleasant. The twilight there holds a serene beauty… You have seen it yourself as the sun sets on this world.

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.

Send me prompts. I’m too angry to sleep. 

I can’t believe I’m losing my hours, my livelihood, to a bunch of spoiled rich kids who don’t even need to pay for their own food. THEY EVEN GET PAID MORE THAN I DO AND I TRAIN THEM.

devoutfashion:

El Pais
Lady Flower
Ph: Sergi Pons
Model: Melodie Monrose

jessamygriffin:

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

fluffcuddles